Need A Funny Caption

What's you caption for this week?

                                                        Last Week:

For today's lesson in self awareness we will begin with releasing our inner wolf.

You are a mighty wolf...see the wolf...feel the wolf...you are the wolf...

Last week's caption by Melodie over at"

Laughing Duck Farm

Hop on over to her blog and check out her naturally

dyed yarn -- beautiful!

I truly laughed out loud when I read your caption Melodie!

This was a hard week to pick one -- they all made me laugh!

Other captions were:

From Gail over at: At The Farm

There's just something about bad dogs that made Yellow Dog swoon every time.

From Ronda over at: The Pauley Principle

                                              Now watch and try it again. GRRR-R-R, like you mean it!

From Leigh over at: 5 Acres & a Dream

"I've been so excited about watching this documentary, 'How to Release Your Inner Wolf.' "

From Kathy 

When the "God of all Dogs" speaks, I listen. "Hail CAESAR!"

This is a picture of Future Leader Dog Boone

watching the movie Snow Dogs on TV.

He watched TV all the time.  I'll post "A Boone Story" tomorrow. 

 It will make you smile.

I had lots of comments about the sticker on his "bum".  :-)

Pioneer Women does that on her blog -- I like it. 

 Better than throwing the pic out :-)

By the way, Boone never made it as a Leader Dog -- too distracted. 

He is now a very happy pet.

.....dr momi

A Blackjack Story

     No, not a blackjack story, a Blackjack story.  Blackjack was the 4th puppy I raised for Leader Dogs for The Blind.  He's a black lab, out in the field now, leading a blind person.  When Blackjack was about about 6 months old, his head stood about 2 1/2 feet off the ground.  When Blackjack was 6 months old; my grandson Ryan was about 2 years old, and his face was about 2 1/2 feet off the ground.

      One Sunday evening when the whole family -12 adults - were over for supper, Ryan sneezed.  I do believe both sinuses totally emptied -- both nostrils had snot hanging down 3 inches. (Sorry, it's gross I know :-)  In unison, every adult in the room said  "quick, get a tissue!"  As noted, Blackjack's head stood exactly the same height as Ryan's face.  Blackjack heard the sneeze, wandered over, and with one great big lick, took care of the situation!   ......in unison everyone said, "eehwww...never mind!"

     Did we all laugh big belly laughs......and NO puppy kisses for a while.



Blackjack
Sorry about the watermark.  Seems this Christmas,
black lab pictures were in high demand :-)

 .....dr momi

Need A Funny Caption

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Last Week:



These must be turkey kibbles-I'm so sleepy.

coined by Patrice over at:
Everyday Ruralty
Hop on over to her Chats on the Farmhouse Porch (which is her couch
this time round )  I love her way tall tree :-)



Other captions were:

                                                                             "I miss my mama's milk...."
                                                                               coined by Dicky Bird over at:
                                                     Dicky Bird's Nest

"Did you slip something in this? I suddenly feel so sleepy."

coined by Judy over at:
My Freezer is Full

Got Milk?

coined by Michaele over at:
Sprout 'n' Wings Farm

No,no I am not full..I can eat it...I just need to rest a little first...burp..!

coined by Melodie over at:
Laughing Duck Farm




  "I'm gonna eat ALL of my kibbles and I'm NOT gonna share with nobody!"

                                                                                        coined by  Candy C over at:
                                                                                              Lazy J Bar C Farm
                                                                                                                          


                                                   "I know it's early, but I think I've already over-eaten this holiday season . . . burp." 
                                                                                              coined by Mama Pea over at:
                                                                                                 A Home Grown Journal





                                                            "Please be here when I wake up! Please be here when I wake up!" 
                                                                                             coined by 1st Man over at:
                                                             Two Men and a Little Farm



                                                                                                
                                                                                          Is this it Where's The Beef??? 
                                                                                                  coined by Ellen over at:
                                                                                                 Hard Work Homestead



                                                                     Go ahead - I dare ya. Don't even think about touching it.
                                                                                                 coined by Rae over at:
                                                               The Old Weather Vane


       This is a picture of my third Future Leader Dog puppy,  Brinkley.  Brinkley didn't make it as a Leader Dog, they said he didn't want to work......ya think?  He is now the mascot at a greenhouse and he gets all the pets he could possibly take in.   He is truly loved by his new owners.  Read about him being a hero here.  Thank you so much for playing everyone!



.....jean

Need A Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:



Somebody pllleeeaaase...scratch a bears back!
coined by Melodie over at:

Laughing Duck Farm

(I loved your caption Melodie because that's exactly what I wanted to do for him!)


If you need to laugh some more today, please go over and read Melodie's
 post about a duct tape straight jacket for her chicken....way funny!  I'm still laughing!





Other captions were:



                                                 (Think Dr. Doolittle with Eddie Murphy - Chris Rock as the Guinea Pig...)

"This feels Gooooooood - Real Gooooooood"

coined by Dicky Bird over at:
Dicky Bird's Nest

And Dear God, it it's not too much to ask, how about that picnic basket?

Coined by Ronda over at:
The Pauley Principle



"sneaking out on recess at the school was never the same once they hired the new playground director..."
Coined by gowestferalwoman over at"
"Go West" Feral Woman
(so good to hear from you girl :-)



Backed into a corner again, Mr Bear didn't know which way to turn.
coined by Gail over at:
Familiar Spirits



Sung in his best Louis Armstrong voice -
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow".
coined by Marissa over at:
Life On Our Side Of The Mountain



...but it feels soooo good!
coined by Rae over at:
The Old Weather Vane



'why didn't i take that on-line locksmith course? why?!'
coined by TexWisGirl over at:
The Run *A* Round Ranch Report



"I'm first in line (la la la) I'm first in line"
coined by Nancy over at:
Welcome To Babbelot



Oh Mr. Ranger, Sir, I promise I won't be stealing anymore 'pic-a-nic baskets'!!!
coined by Lisa over at:
Country Kids



I so enjoyed all your captions this week....

So many new people playing -- thanks everyone!

This is the bear at the N.E.W. Zoo. (North East Wisconsin)

 I so wanted to scratch his back for him :-)

I  wasn't so sure that chain linked fence was going to hold him...it did.



.....dr momi

Need a Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:

"What?!  Do I look like I have egg on my face?"

Last week's caption coined by Ronda over at:
The Pauley Principle
(Hop on over there to check out her easy cinnamon buns...yum!)




Sooooo many good ones this week!

"Oh shucks!  She caught me before I could lay down and play possum."
Coined by Marissa over at:
Life On Our Side Of The Mountain
(I laughed out loud Marissa!)


"I'll have to see your invitation before I can let you in."
Coined by Mama Pea over at:
A Home Grown Journal


You didn't see anything.
Coined by Simply Scaife Family over at:
Simply Scaife Family Farm


"Ya'll don't really eat possum for Christmas do you?!?"
Coined by Candy C. over at:
Lazy J Bar C Farm


I'm not going out there - are you kidding!?
Coined by Sandi over at:
Chatty Crone


(think New York accent....)  "Whada you lookin' at?"
Coined by Dicky Bird over at:
Dicky's Bird Nest


I think I should have taken that left at Albuquerque......
Coined by Melodie over at:
Laughing Duck Farm

  This possum surprised me in the barn one night when doing chores. (*scream*)

He's holed up in the old chicken nest which wasn't being used.

He was eating cat food.....and he looks way guilty to me!

.....jean

Need a Funny Caption

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Last week:




"I thought I was riding in the sleigh..."

Last week's caption by Dicky Bird over at:
Dicky's Bird Nest

:-).....reminded me of  the

grinch's "dog-reindeer".

You must go over and check out the post over at
Dicky's Bird Nest.  Deer hunting at it's best :-)

I also liked (and appreciated)

"I do believe, I do believe!"

given by Candy C over at
Lazy J Bar C Farm




This was a picture of Bailey, a stray that we adopted.
She was a great family dog. 
She just "put up with me" with that pitiful look while I took her pic.



.....jean

Need a Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:

"Run down by a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater."

Last week's caption by Mama Pea over at
A Home Grown Journal 
LOL -- good one Mama Pea :-)




Other captions were:

                                                                                      "I'm just DOG tired I've been playing so hard!"

by Candy C over at Lazy J Bar C Farm

"don't try to teach an old dog new tricks"

from Anna

"What...you said nap time"

by Dicky Bird over at Dicky's Bird Nest

"Wake me when the baby's up."

by Kelly  

 ( lol  sleep when the baby sleeps right?)

Thank-you for playing everyone!!

.....jean



My Apron Reveal

I decided to use some fabric I picked up at Goodwill about 3 years ago.
I found out why there was "over 10 yards" of material.  At the fold of the material it
was all faded.  I'm sure a store found it at the end of a bolt and donated it.
Of course I didn't see it until after everything was cut out and some of the hems
were already done.  Good thing I'm a "faded jeans" kinda girl.
I just went with the flow.

Remember I don't sew.  I didn't even have any straight pins!
...and I didn't buy any either :-)

I did buy two different EASY  (r-i-g-h-t) patterns.
I went with the striped apron from the pattern on the left.

I had to dig my iron out of the depths of a cupboard because
I used hemming tape for all my edges.
....no I didn't use any duct tape....I know you were all
looking forward to seeing that LOL!



I knew there was no way those tie seams would stay together while
I turned them inside out with just hemming tape.
I had to go on to another plan.
I used grommets and cotton rope for the neck and waist ties.
Oh....and all 4 grommets I put in backwards!!  I planned it that way....right.

















And For The Drumroll Please!!!!













This is my daughter Kristy laughing her head off
when we figured out where the tassels ended up!  LOL
THIS WAS NOT PLANNED!!!
....and this is not where the tassels ended up on me LOL!
And there is no way I could have doubled the waist ties and
tied them in the front!
She tried it on at our cookie decorating party.
You should have heard all us girls cackle!!!










Now....quit looking at the tassles and notice the cute
blue checked pockets. (Had no idea I could do that.)
Oh....and notice the faded "fold" right down the middle :-).
(This was before I had the bottom hem done.)

Will I wear it for Thanksgiving??
Aahhh....not until those tassels get fixed !!

I had fun making it!
Hop on over to Susan's to see all the others!





.....jean

Need a Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

From last week:

"Hey look, I'm Mr. Potato Head!"

This week's caption coined by Grumpy Grateful Mom.

Thanks SO MUCH for playing Need a Funny Caption!

I'm going to try things just a little different everyone.  I'm going to try to mention all the captions.

If it gets to where it's too much for me I'll have to go back to one,

but I think you all need to laugh as much as I did all week :-) 

.... from TexWisGirl at The Run*A* Round Ranch Report :

"My sister says she really wants a Mr. Potato Head.  I think this could work..."

.... from Judy at My Freezer is Full :

"Head up...chest out...posture...posture..."

.... from Candy C  at Lazy J Bar C Farm :

"I dug these up all by myself."

.... from Dicky Bird at Dicky Bird's Nest :

"No, I'm not a tatter tot..."

(I laughed right out loud Jackie)

...from my sister Roxey at Roxey Lucey :

That's one big "tato".

.....from my Mom on facebook:

"One potato, two potato, three potato, four."

....from Alice on facebook:

"If I can balance this on my head I should be able to carry the rest."

This is a picture of my Grandson Brayden last summer.

(on one of the hottest days ever!)

Brayden's nickname is "Tato".  His aunt kept calling him

Brado Potato.  His little cousins could only say "Tato", and it stuck.

Call him "Tato" today (he's three now) and he'll answer.

I do believe this picture will be at his wedding :-)

.....jean

Need a Funny Caption

OK, starting all over......what's your caption for this week?

From earlier this week, my big boo-boo (I had already used this pic.)




An apple a day keeps the doctor away....wonder if it works for vets?

Coined by TexWisGirl over at:
The Run*A* Round Ranch Report



and from last week:




"Please make sure the water isn't cold this time."

Coined by Mama Pea over at:
A Home Grown Journal
(I loved it!)

I also enjoyed:
"Am I in puppy time out???"
&
"See Ma, I picked up my toys!"



.....jean

Linked To: Farm Photo Friday

Need a Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:





"So...if I just gave the baby treat to the dog
...what did I give to the baby?"

Last week's caption coined by Mama Tea over at:
A Farmish Kind Of Life
Thanks so much for playing Mama Tea!


This is a picture of my daughter (with the toast in her hand),
and 3 little beggars.  From left to right:  Future Leader Dog Boone 4 months old,
Grandson Logan about 9 months old, and Billy -- old enough to know better!
I had to snap the picture......and then the dogs were given the command to
"BACK-OFF" .....and Logan got the toast. :-)

FYI.....this would be an extremely dangerous situation with the wrong
dogs involved.  Billy has NEVER ever competed for food and we could trust him.
At the command "Back-off" he will leave the room.

.....jean

Need a Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:





"What Pileated Woodpecker?"



Last week's caption coined by Mama Pea over at:
A Home Grown Journal
Thanks for playing Mama Pea!

I was kept chuckling all week! Check here
in the comments for all the great captions.
Thank-You everyone for playing!

This was a friends cat.  "Putters" put on
a whole photo shoot for me :-)

 
.....jean

Need A Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:





"Is that the new Z7 Xtreme Tactical Bow with
Harmonic Stabilizer, String suppressors, Zebra
Barracuda Bowstring, and SphereLock Pivoting
Limb cup system??  Gotta Have IT!!"



Last week's caption coined by my niece-in-law

(married to my nephew) Christy, over at:

                                                     The life of a southern yankee mother and wife

Very funny Christy!!!!

All last week's captions (in the comments section) here.

This is a picture of my Grandson Brayden

when he was 5 months old.

I do believe Grandma was a little too close

with the flash of the camera!  :-)

Need A Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?



"I didn't shake it too hard!"


Last week's caption coined by: Lady Farmer
over at The Pantry.  Thanks for playing Lady Farmer!



I had a blast with all the captions last week -- they kept me laughing!
 This is getting very hard to pick -- they were all so good.
Read all the captions here for a good chuckle.
This is my daughter's cat, Farrah.  Kristy brought her home with her from college one year.
Farrah kept climbing the Christmas tree!!

.....dr momi




Need A Funny Caption

 What's your caption for this week?

"I have a fur coat and there's a fire.  What's wrong with this picture?"


Last week's caption is by Sam over at:
Five Starr's Farm
Thank's for playing Sam!




This is a picture of "Smoke" (really --that's his name :-).
1/2 Golden Retriever, 1/2 German Shepherd.
I raised him for Leader Dog's For The Blind.
He is now a working dog leading a blind person.


.....dr momi

Need A Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last Week:

"just once, can we try the limbo?!"


This week's caption coined by TexWisGirl over at  The Run *A* Round Ranch Report
Tex --- you make me laugh!
(labbie1 -- thanks so much for playing!)



Need A Funny Caption

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Last Week:

"Please Sir, may I have some more?!?"



This week's caption by Candi C over at:
Lazy J Bar C Farm

.....dr momi

Grasshopper Wisdom



"Grandma, if you touch a grasshopper's butt
 with your finger it will hop."  ......grandson Logan today.

 .....dr momi

Linked To:  Celebrate With Us
Linked To:  Farm Photo Friday

Need a Funny Caption

.....because we all need to laugh a little. 

Because it seemed to be an extra hard one, I chose the two captions I got.  Thanks for playing girls! 

"Mom, I need my nose plug."

coined by Dicky Bird over at Dicky Birds Nest

....AND

"Wow! Next time they say to leave because

the hurricane is coming, I'm listening!

coined by labbie1 over at The Adventures of Garrett Squared

The picture is a manatee at Port Adventurus in Mexico.

What's your caption for this week?

I'm going to take captions until 9/13, so if you think of a

good one even a few days later, come back and post it!

.....dr momi