Need a Funny Caption

What's your caption for this week?

Last week:

"What?!  Do I look like I have egg on my face?"

Last week's caption coined by Ronda over at:
The Pauley Principle
(Hop on over there to check out her easy cinnamon buns...yum!)

Sooooo many good ones this week!

"Oh shucks!  She caught me before I could lay down and play possum."
Coined by Marissa over at:
Life On Our Side Of The Mountain
(I laughed out loud Marissa!)

"I'll have to see your invitation before I can let you in."
Coined by Mama Pea over at:
A Home Grown Journal

You didn't see anything.
Coined by Simply Scaife Family over at:
Simply Scaife Family Farm

"Ya'll don't really eat possum for Christmas do you?!?"
Coined by Candy C. over at:
Lazy J Bar C Farm

I'm not going out there - are you kidding!?
Coined by Sandi over at:
Chatty Crone

(think New York accent....)  "Whada you lookin' at?"
Coined by Dicky Bird over at:
Dicky's Bird Nest

I think I should have taken that left at Albuquerque......
Coined by Melodie over at:
Laughing Duck Farm

  This possum surprised me in the barn one night when doing chores. (*scream*)
He's holed up in the old chicken nest which wasn't being used.
He was eating cat food.....and he looks way guilty to me!



TexWisGirl said...

'why didn't i take that on-line locksmith course? why?!'

Lisa said...

Oh Mr. Ranger, Sir, I promise I won't be stealing anymore 'pic-a-nic baskets'!!!

Nancy said...

"I'm first in line (la la la) I'm first in line"

Rae said...

...but it feels soooo good!

Melodie said...

Somebody pllleeeaaase...scratch a bears back!

Candy C. said...

Gosh, all the posts so far are great! I can't come up with anything better. :(

Dicky Bird said...

Think Dr. Doolittle with Eddie Murphy - Chris Rock as the Guinea Pig...
"This feels Gooooooood - Real Gooooooood"

Ronda said...

YAY!!! Coming up with that caption was fun, and thanks for the plug, Jean! I'm having a great time with my give-aways. Right now, I'm about to do a cookie and a candy today before I go into Community Action to help stuff food baskets. There is so much need out there. I learned a long time ago that there needs to be humor and entertainment to help balance people's lives. I LOVE how your blog inserts that humor. You have a gift for it!!! Thanks!

Ronda said...

Caption: And Dear God, if it's not too much to ask, how about that picnic basket?

dr momi said...

Thanks for the kind words Ronda....I do love to laugh! :-)

Marissa @Life On Our Side Of The Mountain said...

Sung in his best Louis Armstrong voice -
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow".

Marissa @Life On Our Side Of The Mountain said...

Oh yeah...
Love the photo of your home - beautiful!!

Gail said...

Backed into a corner again, Mr Bear didn't know which way to turn.

gowestferalwoman said...

"sneaking out on recess at the school was never the same once they hired the new playground director..."